So, i was minding my own business- trying to enjoy a relaxing weekend on the south jersey shore. When all of a sudden, the Sub shop i was eating in was overrun with thugs in masks brandishing tommy guns and bad new york accents.
"Oh, Jeez- here i go again!"- i said as i slipped under my corner table, unseen by the robbers.
I took the shrimp of the bunch out easily with a fire extinguisher.
"Thanks for the Gun, buddy!".
Just as soon as i had removed the little guy of his weapon, the other three discovered me.

Luckily, before they could shoot- i noticed their leader was standing right near the main gas valve in the kitchen.
with one pull of the trigger, the sub shop was a ball of fire, wood, and glass.

When the local cops finally showed up, the asked me if everything was fine.
"Well,.." i said- " I sure could use another sub!"